My life. In bite size chunks: It may yet serve as a warning to others...

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I'm not particularly tall, I'm exstreemly skinny, and I look kinda like this:=>

You can find real pictures in the galary

I live on a diferent continent, called Bolinas

It's got fog, Hippies, and
strange dogs without any collars

I do not drive a car.
Ever!

I'm a figurehead in a clandestin organisation
of Gothic Mercenaries ® know as the:

~Society for Aesthetic Deletions~

And I really like the story "A rose for Ecclesiastes" By Roger Zelazny

Then again I like everything by Terry Pratchett

I am mostly single
I have 4 body piercings and 2 ear piercings	I like to think of my self as a realist, I may not be one, but I'd like to think I am.	I use a razor blade to cut my sublingual frenulum about twice a year.

Because it grows back

No one is forever

I belive "good spelling" is somthing that happens to other people

I was a guest for tea at the Soviet consulate, A few days
after the Downing of Korean Airlines Flight 007 (KAL)
These two facts are totally unrelated, although the
Rednecks out front throwing rocks didn't believe that.

Yah, so what's that tell you about me? yah, not much. But then again how much do you really want to know? You bothered to come here, it's your dime, so I guess it's only fair for me to try to tell you more about me.

How about the littl things?

Like that I don't have a Ferret, but if I did,
he would be an albino named Serlok,
and he would have his own Ferret web page.

Or that if I had a cat, which I do, his name would be Jaw,
and he would be to fat and lazy to make his own web page,
but he'd be real good at holding still long enough for a picture.

And two chihuahuas; Skinny, and Gowg [named by my son]

I'm sort of the "jack of all trades, master of none" type. When I do something, I do it with a passion and total commitment. Hence I get burnt out on the project, and move on to something new that has caught my interest. --------- --------- Places I've lived: By no means a list of places I've been to. Hawaii California Washington Arizona Mexico Ireland France Czech Republic Spain Germany Denmark

Things I've done to make a living Telemarketer Newspaper Advertising Solicitor Geotechical and Environmental Driller Landscaping, and Gardening Nursery Maintenance, Rare Flower Cultivation Exotic Food Wholesaler Busboy, Dishwasher, Prep-chef, and Cook Earthquake proofing rare Asian art Construction, Carpentry, Roofing, Drywall, ect.. House Cleaning, Maid, ect... Internet Hosting, and Web Based Design Independent computer Consulting Integrated Circuitry Assembly Clothing Design and Manufacture Native American Crafts Distributor New Age Paraphernalia manufacture and retail Euro Busker, hustler, and Street Performer Band Manager, Choreographer, Makeup Artist TV Camera Man, Staff Editing, Video Production Rave Promoter Hawaiiana Tourist Guide Cashier, café habitué Body Piercer Card shark, RPG tester Artist A bunch of things I'm forgetting, And the stuff you just don't talk about

Well, this was supposed to be a FAQ [Frequently Asked Questions], so here it is, half FAQ, half advice column. You got a question? c0g will answer it:

c0g's Q & A:

If you're reading this part way down here,
either you're just as fucked in the head as I am,
or you started at the bottom.