Six Reasons Never to Take Tenebrae Out to Eat
Yes, it's true. I play with my food! Witness the horrifying results of
me being exposed to new and interesting food...yes, that IS in fact edible
spongy grey brain-like Ethiopian flatbread that I'm embarrassing my
daughter and everyone around me by playing with it. You just can't take
me ANYwhere!
AHHHH! My face! I can't breathe! From left
to right, you can see Vangelis's nose and arm, Edwin and his rings, and
myself being attacked by a vicious piece of flatbread.
It's eating away the side of my face! It
burns...it buuuurns! From left to right, you can see more of
Vangelis, a slightly disturbed-looking Edwin, myself, and frankie in my
top hat.
Lemme slip yah some tongue, baby... From left
to right, Vangelis seems unconcerned as he munches happily away. Edwin's
tongue makes a surprise appearance, I show off an oddly coated tongue, and
frankie is starting to wonder about me.
Say AHHHHH! Edwin is starting to look off to
the other table for help, and I try to show where I've even pulled my
piercing through the flatbread.
Phantom of the Flatbread From left to right,
Vangelis's ubiquitous nose again and his arm, Edwin is even starting to
edge away from me, and I have put on The Mask. frankie is still wearing
my top hat.
Don't hate me becauth I'm hideouth... It's
Vangelis's nose again, and as a bonus in this pic we get his hairy wrists!
Edwin and frankie on either side of me have given into the hilarity of the
moment and I look like I'm contemplating playing the organ.