Goth-Spotting

I am not a goth Have you seen a goth? Is someone you know a goth?
Look for these tell-tale signs:

  • Shy and retiring
  • Artistically inclined
  • Clothing is either black or in dark saturated colors
  • Religious pendants are too conspicuous to be real, and the religion may change from day to day.
  • Never wears gold or yellow anything
  • Pale, even in the middle of summer
  • Avoids office parties and other cute social activities
  • Denies being a goth3




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