| Table of Contents:
Chapter 1:
Attitude
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Self-esteem is for sissies. How to let everyone know that you
don't need it.
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Chapter 2:
Clothes |
Do your clothes reveal the unjustified shame you have
of your body? How to flaunt your shame.
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Chapter 3:
Make-up
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Achieving 'presence' at club. Fifteen quick and easy minutes to
a ghastly pallor every day. Also included: Feigning anemia and
other health disorders.
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Chapter 4:
Music
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Your music defines who you are. How to scare parents and
enlighten ex-lovers.
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| Chapter 5:
Making friends
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Uncomfortable meeting new people? Real-life tales of mopes
who've had their hearts torn out by strangers.
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Chapter 6:
Dating
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Harmed by past love? How to use ambivilance, suspicion, and
moodiness to 'test' a new lover.
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Chapter 7:
Love
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Excuses for missing work/class. How many drawings of your lover
can you make before getting locked up? Do's and don't's of wardrobe
sharing. How many weeks to date before asking to move in?
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Chapter 8:
Abandonment
| How to blame effectively. |
Chapter 9:
Suicide Calligraphy
| Unlike suicide itself, suicide notes can be
shared with family and friends many times. How to make each
one count. |
Chapter 10:
Suicide Techniques
| Unleash your creativity!
Included are many practical safety tips and how to avoid
blemishes. |
