Where we are, and what you have to do to get in...

WHEN-
Die Laughing will be held on Wednesday, October 1, 1997. Each Wednesday thereafter will be a regular Industrial/Gothic Dance night.
PRICE-
Admission is Five Dollars, however, if you show up before 10:00 PM, OR, you're dressed to die (i.e. exquisitely) its four dollars. Its OUR party, and we get to make the rules.
LOCATION-
The address is 39148 State Street in Fremont. Take the Mowry Ave exit about 2 miles east and turn right on State Street. We're at club Kaos on the left. You can call the Kaos Hotline (510)792-6500 for better directions.
OTHER-
We ARE a 21 and over club, so please do have ID handy. Doors open at 9:00 and we close at 2:00 or so. Any rough behaviour will not be tolerated, and our security staff is armed with supersoakers. (and they REALLY like using them). And finally, doing silly things at the door to impress the doorpeople is always a good way to get in cheaper. So come on, come in, and get dead. Its GOOD for you. Really.