I suppose it would be hypocritical of me to leave this page out, since this is the first page I usually go to on other websites. So, here you go.

Name: Notgonnatellya (It's Italian)
Birthdate: 4/3/73
Color(s): black and green
Music: Couldn't even begin a comprehensive listing, but some favorites include: The Afghan Whigs, Morphine, Shudder to Think, The Church, Soul Coughing, Radiohead, Dean Martin, Moby, Outkast, Cab Calloway, the "Ghost Dog" score, etc., ad naseum
Film: Love independent film, especially, of course, Jim Jarmusch. Also love: Hal Hartley, "Better Off Dead," "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind," Kenneth Branaugh, George Clooney, Powell & Loy, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead," "Ocean's 11" (both), "O Brother, Where Art Thou?," Alan Rickman, Kevin Spacey, "The Usual Suspects," Vincent Price, "Peter's Friends," Wiliam Castle, "Truly, Madly, Deeply," films involving Paul Auster in some way or another, "L.A. Confidential," etc., ad naseum
Literature: Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Raymond Chandler, Nick Hornby, Stephen Fry, Step Right Up by William Castle, Glen David Gold, Paul Auster (specifically essays)
Sports: Not so much. But I do enjoy attending hockey and basketball games.
Things: Books, writing (when something actually gels in my head), film, music, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien", books, martinis, "Sex and the City," things retro/vintage, "Dinner for Five," Guinness, old books, fez monkeys, maneki neko, snow domes, reading in bed, art deco, gin & tonics, sushi, tattoos, Graham Norton, "Changing Rooms," kitsch, trivia, vernacular (or roadside) architecture, shiney things, etc., ad naseum
Pictures: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5